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Husband SMS-->.Part:- 02
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Husband SMS-->.Part:- 02 |
>>>An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives
Monopoly is Always Damaging!
And?
Competition Improves Service!....>>>
>>> A man inserted an 'add' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."...>>>
>>> 1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell....>>>
>>> Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman
who is the last love of a man....>>>
>>> The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too...>>>
Husband SMS-->.Part:- 01
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Husband SMS-->.Part:- 01 |
>>>Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday....>>>
>>> Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again....>>>
>>> I have the "I",
I have the "L",
I have the "O",
I have the "V",
I have the "E"
Can I plz can I have "U"?...>>>
>>> I have liked many, but loved few.
Still, no-one has been as sweet as u.
I'd stand and wait in world's longest queue.
For the pleasure of having a moment with u...>>>
>>> The Husband is the Head of the Family,
But
Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which
can turn the head any where she wants ;-)..>>>
Weeding SMS-->.Part:- 01
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..Weeding SMS-->.Part:- 01 |
>>>Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life...>>>
>>> I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!...>>>
>>> If I were a tear in you eye, I would roll down and settle on your lips.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for the fear of losing u!...>>>
>>>I m feeling happy, do u know why?
Coz I am so lucky, do u know how?
Coz God loves me, do u know how?
Coz he gave me a gift, do u know what?
Its YOU my love..>>>
>>> You are like the sunshine that's so warm
You are like sugar that's so sweet.
In short, you are like you...
And that's the reason I love you!..>>>
Marriage Day SMS--->.Part:- 02
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Marriage Day SMS--->.Part:- 02 |
>>>All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble..>>>
>>> As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent...>>>
>>> Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day...>>>
>>>Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without...>>>
>>> Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man...>>>
Marriage Day SMS--->.Part:- 01
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Marriage Day SMS--->.Part:- 01 |
>>> My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met...>>>
>>>Wife:
(expecting a car)
Gift me smthng which goes frm 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I'm on it.
Husbnd gifted her a
weighing machine.... .!.>>>
>>> On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..
Wife: Wat r u thinking?
Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife's heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date
Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years
Wife smiles ''Yes"
Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!
i would've been free today!:-D..>>>
>>>Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes...>>>
>>> What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately...>>>
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