Husband SMS-->.Part:- 02

Husband SMS-->.Part:- 02

>>>An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives

Monopoly is Always Damaging!

And?

Competition Improves Service!....>>>

>>> A man inserted an 'add' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."...>>>

>>> 1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend: Really?

1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell....>>>

>>> Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,

but luckier is the woman

who is the last love of a man....>>>

>>> The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too...>>>

>>> Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………...>>>

>>>Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.

Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

27. Last night was my fault,

my wife asked,

“what’s on the TV?”

and ….. I said, “dust!”>>>

>>> Q: WHO IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MAN?

ANS: HE IS THE ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND>>>>

>>> Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long!!!!!...>>>

>>>Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.

Friend – didnt you follow them?

Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie>>>

>>> Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A. Moti-vating!!!.>>>

>>> When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.>..>>>

>>> The average man’s life consists of:

20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

40 years of having his wife ask the same question;

An d at the end, the mourners wondering too...>>>

>>> A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!...>>>

>>> Boy friend is fun,

&

Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,

&

Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,

&

Husband is qismat phooti..>>>

>>> A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"

His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"...>>>

>>> Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.>>>

>>> A little kid asks his Dad,

“Daddy, how much does

it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,

“I’m still paying for it…”..>>>

>>> What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her...>>>