Adult SMS:-- 01

>>> Why do guys always have to say:

I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.

Isn't it nicer to say:

Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!>>>

>>> Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness

and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!>>>

>>> If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can't tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated.>>>

>>> Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.>>>

>>> Q. Last but not least Secret of long life

A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs.>>>

>>> One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?">>>

>>> Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?

Pappu: Madam, Blue films.>>>

>>> Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!>>>

>>> Which Part...

of a man's body has no bone, full of veins, loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE!

ANSWER:- HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...>>>

>>> A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said-

 Fuck it off…>>>

>>> It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu.>>>

>>> one day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.

I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"

He said, "Because you came home early.">>>

>>> Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.>>>

>>> A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.>>>

>>> there are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for ALLAH

1 for ABBOO

1 for AMMEE

Oh wat about u dear?

Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bcoz

You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>

>>> I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:

---one to get in and another to get out.>>>

>>> How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?>>>

>>> A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!>>>

>>> I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.>>>