Weeding SMS-->.Part:- 01

..Weeding SMS-->.Part:- 01

>>>Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life...>>>

>>> I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!...>>>

>>> If I were a tear in you eye, I would roll down and settle on your lips.

If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for the fear of losing u!...>>>

>>>I m feeling happy, do u know why?

Coz I am so lucky, do u know how?

Coz God loves me, do u know how?

Coz he gave me a gift, do u know what?

Its YOU my love..>>>

>>> You are like the sunshine that's so warm

You are like sugar that's so sweet.

In short, you are like you...

And that's the reason I love you!..>>>

>>> Three FEELINGS

what is the difference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant...>>>

>>>Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?
....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !>>>

>>> When a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love but when he holds it after marriage??

Its self-defence!

:-D:-D>>>

>>> TO MAKE A WIFE HAPPY,



A HUSBAND"ONLY"HAS TO BE:

.A Friend

.Companion

.Lover

.Driver

.Electrician

.Plumber

.Mechanic

.Decorator

.Listener

.Organizer

.Sympathetic

.Warm

.Attentive

.Funny

.Understanding

.Tolerant

.Truthful

.Passionate

.Honest
.
.
But
TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY?

just leave him ALONE..!...>>>

>>>Wats Heaven?

American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.

Wats Hell?

American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian salary.>>>

>>> A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the cal goes to another woman.

They loved & got married.

Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!.>>>

>>> Wife is “Recievd call”

Girl is “Dialed call”

Aunty is “Missd call”

Lover is “waiting call”

BUT

Frndship is “FEVICOL”..>>>

>>> Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..

Wonderful

Item

For

Entertainment

Handsome

Useful

Smart

But

At

Night

Dangerous...>>>

>>> Most successful

Happy married life is

Defined as.

.

.

.

.

“Yet to be seen”..>>>

>>> Q: If marriages are made in heaven,

than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!.>>>

>>> Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,

O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:

Roses are dead,

I have flu,

don’t come near me,

Paray hatt tuu,....>>>

>>> Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

18. Only true friends stand by u

during bad times.

I promise

I will attend ur wedding.>>>

>>> The most effective

way 2 remember

ur wife’s birthday

is 2 forget it once..>>>

>>> Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning?”

Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”

Witness: “My name is Susan...>>>