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Marriage Day SMS--->.Part:- 01 |
>>> My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met...>>>
>>>Wife:
(expecting a car)
Gift me smthng which goes frm 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I'm on it.
Husbnd gifted her a
weighing machine.... .!.>>>
>>> On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought..
Wife: Wat r u thinking?
Husbnd: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife's heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remembr that date
Husbnd: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years
Wife smiles ''Yes"
Husbnd sighs n says: Aaaaaaahhh!
i would've been free today!:-D..>>>
>>>Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes...>>>
>>> What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately...>>>
>>> Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust and Understanding, she doesn't Trust me and I dont Understand her....>>>
>>>I asked my wife,
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
She said. So I suggested,
“How about the kitchen?”>>>
>>> Me and My Wife was Very Happy before….>>>
>>> To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary....>>>
>>>On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my LOVE>>>
>>> Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy ,love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.>>>
>>> Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary..>>>
>>> How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair!!..>>>
>>>
14. Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top..>>>
>>> True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!.>>>
>>> Married life is full of excitement and frustration:....>>>
>>> A MAN IS INCOMPLETE BEFORE MARRIAGE.....AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED....>>>
>>> An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit..>>>
>>> There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship....>>>
