Smile SMS-->.Part:- 02

..Smile SMS-->.Part:- 02

>>>A ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

A priest comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray;

Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket

as we are one jacket short..>>>

>>>2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.

Banta: What does your wife look like?

Santa: She is 5'7?, 36-24-36 sexy figure,

fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.....>>>

>>> TERROR JOKE -

What will happen
If u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?

TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts Small waves into bigger wav....>>>

>>> I know its your birthday 2day..

I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..

so i shall talk to u in personal there,

coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”.>>>

>>> Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
Than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!..>>>

Smile SMS-->.Part:- 01

..Smile SMS-->.Part:- 01

>>>Sweetness in ur speech  Talent in ur mind
Luv in ur heart
Peace in ur eyes
Strength in ur hands &
I wish always victory in ur life ..>>>

>>> In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan 2 Ambani.

Now 2009, Mukesh Ambani was planning to by IDBI bank.

This shows Nothing is Impossible....So

Now in 2009 CITI bank rejected loan 2 me..

But in 2010, I'm planning to...
.................
.......................

Apply for loan again......>>>

>>> A door knocks twice....

Inside asks: Who is there?

Ans: Its me "OPPORTUNITY"

Inside: U ar wrong bcoz opportunity never knocks twice.....>>>

>>> If I could hav just 1 wish, I would wish to wake up everyday 2 d sound of ur breath on my neck, d warmth of ur lips on my cheeks, d touch of ur fingers on my skin, and d feel of ur HEarT beating with mine... !.>>>

>>> Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Banta.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"..>>>