Smile SMS-->.Part:- 01

..Smile SMS-->.Part:- 01

>>>Sweetness in ur speech  Talent in ur mind
Luv in ur heart
Peace in ur eyes
Strength in ur hands &
I wish always victory in ur life ..>>>

>>> In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan 2 Ambani.

Now 2009, Mukesh Ambani was planning to by IDBI bank.

This shows Nothing is Impossible....So

Now in 2009 CITI bank rejected loan 2 me..

But in 2010, I'm planning to...
.................
.......................

Apply for loan again......>>>

>>> A door knocks twice....

Inside asks: Who is there?

Ans: Its me "OPPORTUNITY"

Inside: U ar wrong bcoz opportunity never knocks twice.....>>>

>>> If I could hav just 1 wish, I would wish to wake up everyday 2 d sound of ur breath on my neck, d warmth of ur lips on my cheeks, d touch of ur fingers on my skin, and d feel of ur HEarT beating with mine... !.>>>

>>> Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Banta.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"..>>>

>>> Watching TV?

Nah!

Caught U!

Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!

Oh now U R smiling.....>>>

>>>
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

.

.

.

“You are so beautiful”.>>>

>>> SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:

S->Some,

O->One Is,

R->Really,

R->Remembering

Y->You..

Have A wonderful day!>>>

>>> Hi i am marrying next week

there will be a small party and

only few persons will be invited

Hey don’t bring any gift

just bring SOMEONE to marry me...>>>

>>>
Future plans of childrens:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Rahul: I want 2 b a pilot.

Vikas: I want 2 b a doctor.

Rinky: I want 2 b a good mother.

Sunny : I want 2 help Rinky...>>>

>>> Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest

and please so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.!!.>>>

>>> The Dream is not what you see in sleep,

Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.

Good morning!..>>>

>>> Give laugh to all but smile to one,

Give cheeks to all but lips to one,

Give love to all but Heart to one,

Let everybody love you

But you love one....>>>

>>> Ssshh….Don't afraid..

its me..

jus putting a blanket of love upon u

so that u’ll never feel that u r alone..

Love you

Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams….

Good Night.>>>

>>> Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first...>>>

>>> A late night sms greeting doesn't

only mean good night

It has a silent msg saying..

u r my last thought at night..

Goodnight....>>>

>>> Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

 Man: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week..>>>

>>> God thought that since, he couldn’t b everywhere.
He made a mother.

Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere,
He made a mother-in-law..>>>

>>> Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR..>>>