Smile SMS-->.Part:- 02

..Smile SMS-->.Part:- 02

>>>A ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

A priest comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray;

Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket

as we are one jacket short..>>>

>>>2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.

Banta: What does your wife look like?

Santa: She is 5'7?, 36-24-36 sexy figure,

fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.....>>>

>>> TERROR JOKE -

What will happen
If u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?

TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts Small waves into bigger wav....>>>

>>> I know its your birthday 2day..

I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..

so i shall talk to u in personal there,

coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”.>>>

>>> Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
Than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!..>>>

>>> What’s the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?

Dava is like girlfriend,

that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.....>>>

>>>I know u think u broke my heart

but I knew your game right from the start

I saw your game and played it 2

so look here I play the jokes on u!>>>

>>> Love is like a chewing gum,
It tastes only in the beginning!

But friendship is like chocolate,
It tastes till it ends!>>>

>>> As precious as u r to me,

As precious no one can ever be,

I know friends r hard to choose,

But u r a friend I never want to lose....>>>

>>>If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,

if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,

If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
And since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!..>>>

>>> In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent,

whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.>>>

>>> MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE..>>>

>>> The way you look into my eyes, It scares me

The way you say "I love you", It scares me

The way you know just what to say, It scares me

The ways you scare me, I love it...>>>

>>> What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"..>>>

>>> Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Girl,

E-Equally

Thats why boys go to college regularly..>>>

>>> Heaven is not the one which you see after your death,

True Heaven is the one which you can see here in my True Friendship.....>>>

>>> Heart said 2 eyes Dont c more bcoz u see & i suffer.

Eyes said to Heart Dont think more Bcoz U feel & I cry.

Thatz relationship...!..>>>

>>> One Boy To Another,

What Did U Do On Mother's Day?

2nd Boy,

I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother..>>>

>>> Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit....>>>