Husband SMS-->.Part:- 01

Husband SMS-->.Part:- 01

>>>Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday....>>>

>>> Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again....>>>

>>> I have the "I",

I have the "L",

I have the "O",

I have the "V",

I have the "E"

Can I plz can I have "U"?...>>>

>>> I have liked many, but loved few.

Still, no-one has been as sweet as u.

I'd stand and wait in world's longest queue.

For the pleasure of having a moment with u...>>>

>>> The Husband is the Head of the Family,

But

Wife is the Neck of the Family,

which

can turn the head any where she wants ;-)..>>>

>>> HuSbaNd n wIfE wEnt 2 pIcNiC,

At pIcNiC sPoT hUsBaNd lOstEd hEr wIfE.



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MORAL:

LucK By Chance...>>>

>>>Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC...

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor,

He is designed to remain Silent in Indoor.>>>

>>> Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen

Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->>>>

>>> "A TRUE THOUGHT"

"One Who Doesnt Love

A Girl Before His Marriage

Can Never Love His

Wife After Marriage;-)"...>>>

>>>Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar:

I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?

Girl:Why?

Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)>>>

>>> Man1- I told my wife d truth dat

I was seeing a Psychiatrist

Man2- Thn?

Man1- Thn She told me d truth dat

She's seeing a Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbrz n a Bartendr :P.>>>

>>> Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mops Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has Walked Across It

In His Barn Boots ... =P ;->..>>>

>>> What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?

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Apologise !!!;)..>>>

>>> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife...>>>

>>> Man : My wife is toooooo good. She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!.>>>

>>> What is the thinnest book in the world?



What Men Know About Women?....>>>

>>> ong ago

Men who sacrificed

their Love & youth

their parents

their identity

their laughter n happiness

were called SAINTS

But. . . .

Now they r called HUSBANDS>>>

>>> 2 Married Men Talking-

10yrs Ago,

Whenever I Returned Home,

My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.



Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite..>>>

>>> Man To Doctor-

Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone

Who Proposes Her.
Doctor-Relax & Calm Down &

Now Tell Which Bar ??..>>>