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>>> Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!>>>
>>> Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?>>>
>>> I’m not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get.>>>
>>> Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! have...>>>
>>>A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!>>>
>>> Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
----->
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.>>>
>>> Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!>>>
>>> Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..
Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!>>>
>>> If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can't tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated.>>>
>>> Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.>>>
>>> Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs.>>>
